I was browsing YouTube the other day, and I happened to come across this video.
YouTube - Zelda
It's the commercial to the Famicom version of LoZ--old and scary, but strangely attractive. Link is played by an Asian girl who saves Princess Zelda while dancing. It reminds me of a Michael Jackson music video. Strangely, Zelda has dark brown hair.
At the end, I thought they'd say "Go Ganon, go Ganon!" and he'd spin on his head or somethin'.