[cornyjohn]

Hahaha, a good one, but old. I'm not in any position to judge whether you get right hand or left hand glove though.

Chuck just recently graced me with the Chuck Norris Mii rank!

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Oh, also, inasad, instead of having to ask for the IMG code for your sigs on the first post, you should tell people to right click>Copy Link Location. Alot faster that way.