Bobobo-Bo-Bo-Bobo...
Hmmm...
You aren't a guy with a talking stache, you are a guy who is a zooologist who has a talking beard and goes around eating watermelons but there is a giant famine and the watermelon goes extinct. Then he has to go to an island and get the last watermelon seed while being attacked by giant popcorn. Then he has to plant the watermelon seed and protect it from the cops.
Stop Signs
