I can see it now:
Iwata: "Welcome to E3, and boy do we have a treat for you middle-aged housemaids.... Wii CLEANING!! It will be available for $59.99USD and will come packaged with a Wiimote Vacuum attachment! Look for it on store shelves 8/8/09!"
Miyamoto: "Dear god, Nintendo is screwed..."
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Vaguely similar to "All your base are belong to us?"
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