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Spam emails.

We all get them, in some form or other. Some seem innocent enough, just telling you "all-natural" pills that increase the size of a certain male appendage.

I had 32 of them in my inbox this morning. Most were from a girl named "Ima Screamer".

Now, this wouldn't have pissed me off so bad if it were not for the fact that whoever it was blatantly lied to me.

A)Pills certainly seem like the most natural way to do anything....

cornyjohn

I dunno if this is coincidence or what, but my pre-cal teacher said today, and I quote, "students today don't think. We had a meeting this morning to discuss how we can get our students to solve problems intuitively when they don't fit exactly the normal mold of their problems."

Amen, sister.

Our class failed her test because the problems included fractional exponents during compositions: f(g(x), where f(x) = x^-1/2, g(x) = x^2 + 2x

In other news,...

cornyjohn

I feel it's time for a break.

I'm getting a little bigheaded again and I think it's time to just get away from it all for a while.

It's not in my nature to force my opinion on others, nor for a lot of other habits I've gotten myself into, so I figure I'll just play CA where I can be as raunchy as ever. Plus, I don't have to worry about forcing my opinion on people, because, well, I have a right to.

See you all in a week or so.

Maybe when I get...

cornyjohn

Every now and then, I get these questions to pop in my head that apparently go unanswered in modern society.

I've started a little "message board" on my desk in Spanish class that asks some opinions on these questions.

1. If God is all-powerful, why does he need so much money?

2. Why do we tell kids "it's okay to be different," then send them to school where they are taught to conform to the same uniform standards as everyone else?
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cornyjohn

I'm blogging twice in one day, which is unusual. I'll forget what was so funny if I don't do it NOW.

I just corrected an error in a comment I made a little under 5 months ago. As if anyone is actually going to read that post that has gone previously unviewed for almost 5 whole months.

But, as you all know, I'm hopelessly obsessed.

Can you really fault me for it?

cornyjohn