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Where to start? I have a huge list of things I should probably write here that would be mildly entertaining, so it's going to take a while. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the unscripted goodness.

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First off, we have a new girl at our school. Note that she's not a normal newbie, she's an absolutely grade A, drop-dead-gorgeous newbie.

Yesterday, in our predominantly male calculus class (which can sometimes get rowdy...

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I had to get my hepatitis A immunization yesterday in order to qualify to a trip to London, Paris, and Rome next summer.

What should have been a normal day at the health department turned ugly when the lady giving the shot turned out to be my neighbor. So, she attempts to humiliate me in front of 10 or so people (which is impossible for anyone to do to me. I'm just that cool and collected. ), then takes me in the back for the shot in the shoulder.

So the needle goes...

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I dunno if this is coincidence or what, but my pre-cal teacher said today, and I quote, "students today don't think. We had a meeting this morning to discuss how we can get our students to solve problems intuitively when they don't fit exactly the normal mold of their problems."

Amen, sister.

Our class failed her test because the problems included fractional exponents during compositions: f(g(x), where f(x) = x^-1/2, g(x) = x^2 + 2x

In other news,...

cornyjohn

Every now and then, I get these questions to pop in my head that apparently go unanswered in modern society.

I've started a little "message board" on my desk in Spanish class that asks some opinions on these questions.

1. If God is all-powerful, why does he need so much money?

2. Why do we tell kids "it's okay to be different," then send them to school where they are taught to conform to the same uniform standards as everyone else?
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I absolutely LOVE messing with people at school. They set themselves up for the funniest predicaments. Maybe after reading this you'll understand better how my brain ticks.

First off: The black guy standing next to me wanted to get a fork for his lunch. To do so, he had to simply walk in front of me, pick up the fork out of the bin, and leave. I let the guy pass me as he mumbled some type of "'Scuse me", but it sounded a lot more like "Screw me" than...

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