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Spam emails.

We all get them, in some form or other. Some seem innocent enough, just telling you "all-natural" pills that increase the size of a certain male appendage.

I had 32 of them in my inbox this morning. Most were from a girl named "Ima Screamer".

Now, this wouldn't have pissed me off so bad if it were not for the fact that whoever it was blatantly lied to me.

A)Pills certainly seem like the most natural way to do anything....

cornyjohn

I HEREBY FOREWARN ALL WHO READ THIS THAT I WILL NOT BE CUTTING CORNERS, BEATING AROUND THE BUSH, OR ANY OTHER CLICHED PHRASE THAT WOULD OTHERWISE TRANSLATE TO MEAN THAT THIS POST WILL BE RACIST. (HOWEVER, I BY NO MEANS DIRECT THE MESSAGES IN THIS POST TOWARD ANY MEMBER OF WIISPACE.)

MEANING THAT IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, LEAVE NOW.






COMPLAINING WILL ALSO NOT CHANGE MY OPINION.





Now, you...

cornyjohn

Don't you just love it when these so-called "professionals" have NO IDEA what they're talking about?

I made a guy feel like a complete idiot last night, while on the phone with my ISP about my internet going out.

I'll give you a bit of the conversation.

TechSupport: Hello, how may I help you?
Me: Yes, I'm having trouble connecting to the internet. I've tried multiple router/modem resets, checked the connections, and I can't get it to...

cornyjohn

I hate phones. Especially cell phones.

I hate it when I use mine, I hate it when mom uses hers, I hate it when you use yours, and I hate it when strangers use theirs.

First of all, they have those ringtones. Now, it wouldn't be so bad if people actually used decent ones, but usually it's just that sucky rap music (all rap sucks) or one of those voice tones (does "Hey, you have a text message, pick up the friggin' phone! HEY, *****, YOU HAVE A ******* TEXT MESSAGE!...

cornyjohn

Rant #1
I just got off the phone with my girlfriend. Here's part of the conversation:

Her: Tell me something.
Me: What do you want to know about?
Her: Just tell me something.
Me: LIKE WHAT?
Her: I don't know. Something.
Me: I stayed home all day playing video games.
Her: ...

*She hangs up on me*

Totally uncalled for. I mean, what else did I do today? I don't understand girls...

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cornyjohn