choking on your alibis.
Posted 06-22-2009 at 10:30 AM by thebearsarecoming
tehe. :>
anyway, today, i got my braces off. and wow, is my orthodontist a charmer! and i quote:
"you're gonna look like a normal person now!",
"wow, i never realised how bad your buck teeth were!",
and of course who could forget,
"you're slavering like a wild dog!"
i was like, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? be quiet.
and then he brought out this thing that looked like an injection and i shat bricks, but as it turned out, it was just this spray thing that they used before glue. oops!
other than that, today was wholly uneventful. i wasn't at school. i think i've caught something. i had this huge lump in my throat and my nose (well, one nostril) would not stop bleeding.
maybe i've caught that lovebug again!
anyway, today, i got my braces off. and wow, is my orthodontist a charmer! and i quote:
"you're gonna look like a normal person now!",
"wow, i never realised how bad your buck teeth were!",
and of course who could forget,
"you're slavering like a wild dog!"
i was like, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? be quiet.
and then he brought out this thing that looked like an injection and i shat bricks, but as it turned out, it was just this spray thing that they used before glue. oops!
other than that, today was wholly uneventful. i wasn't at school. i think i've caught something. i had this huge lump in my throat and my nose (well, one nostril) would not stop bleeding.
maybe i've caught that lovebug again!
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Your blogs are the funniest on the site. lol at the buck teeth.
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lol thanks?
i wanted to ask him how he got his wife to marry him, but i had like a hundred things in my mouth. ...i hope no one takes that out of context. i'm talking about orthodontic work, people! |
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haha your blogs really are funny
 The funniest part is that all these stories are true (aren't they?) |
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thanks.
 and yeah, they are. i'm pretty sure they are, anyway. i can't even remember what half of them are about now. :I |
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It's the way you write them, I think. You exaggerate a lot.
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In a good way
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oh thanks guys. i think. i'm really not sure.
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LOL I was going to ask if you had buckteeth,but I never had the guts to.;_;
in a nice way. |
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nooooo i don't. i never really had, either.
not in like, i couldn't close my mouth or they stuck out over my lips or anything. i had a really slight overbite and my bottom teeth used to always like grind against my top and it hurt.  |
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Dentists who ask questions with answers other than yes or no while shoving 18 metal instruments in your mouth at once deserve to be shot.
As if I want to have my lower jaw removed by that scalpel you're stabbing my uvula with. |
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my dentist used to try and talk to me about csi while i was in the chair.
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Your dentist sounds like a cereal killer
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she did tell me she hates having breakfast once.
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Your orthodontist sounds a bit on the arrogant side if i do say so myself heh.
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Originally Posted by thebearsarecoming
maybe i've caught that lovebug again!
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then how do you explain this rash!
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hahahaha, "i shat bricks" nice one.
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Well You Got Outta School For That One. You Lucky >_>
I Dont Get Outta School For Nuthin. Sorry Bout You Couldnt stop Bleedin. That Musta Been A Pain. |
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my nose tends to bleed whenever i get stressed or excited, but usually it's only little spurts. today, i woke up with half my face covered in blood and it continued to bleed irregularly throughout the day. :I
and i've probably been off more days than i've been at school. i'm **** that way. |
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haha,So you would bleed if you saw a famous idol of yours?
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or me
idk but for some reason i've always wanted to have a nose bleed lol.no way i hold like a record for not going to school. it's sweet stayin home but it gets boring after the 30th day in a row ''then how do you explain this rash!'' bb i'm just that good |
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Updated 06-29-2009 at 12:13 AM by Shadow519 |
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