Hey guys. I'm back from camp. How have things been? I have a few stories to tell you.

1. This one is very sick, so DON'T read if you have a week stomich.

Ok, so on wensday I desided I wanted to go sailing. So me, my brother, and two other kids named Jabin and Jay. Ok, so we where out there for half an hour when this happned.

Jabin: Oh! I'm going to be sick!

Me: No your not.-_- Your just jokin-

SFX: HURL!

Yes, it's true. Jabin vomited. Not on just the boat. But on ME.0_0 Not just on me either, BUT IN MY MOUTH! The conversation continued,

Me: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!
My brother: Oh, that's sick.
Me: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

So we started back to land, and when I got there I took a quick dive in the water, washed all the chunks off, and headed back for my cabin at the other side of the camp. Opon my arival, I found my cabin sitting around the campfire (next to my cabin.) I changed my cloths to a more, um, dry atire. Then went to indulge on some rama. Once I got there, I asked my friend Wayne if I smelled like barf.

Me: Do I smell like barf? I also got some in my mouth so do I need a mint or something?

Wayne: No, but I'll get you some gum.

Me: Ok.

Wayne ran into the cabin and came out with a bottle. I thought he must have ment mouth wash, so I didn't say anything. He walked up, and handed the bottle to me. I opened the cap to find a nozle.

Me thinking: Oh, its a breath spray!

Me: Thanks man.

I then spayed in into my mouth and noted the taiste.

Me thinking: Gosh, this taistes weired.

I then read the labal only to discover I had just sprayed mens armpit colone in my mouth. After double taking, and a sieries of rince and spits, I sat down and enjoyed beef flavored rama. Ah, the wonders of camp. Well, that's all for now, see you later,

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