Fight Club: the SSBB Chuck Norris Chapter (FCCN)

[DoubleARon]

Originally Posted by inasadYBFC

eh thats a realy old one so i will have to give you a left hand glove but welcome to the clan none the less! check out our sigs in first post!

and as for you inuyasha. you are a disgrace to society.

you just took the words out of my mouth.... twice in a row... marvelous job.





just as a side note, i feel there should be a rank of "shoe" for the roundhouse kick (or "foot" if he decides to do a barefoot toe-to-eye gouging...)

[Rokrin]

Got a new one...

"When Chuck Norris tells his Magikarp to splash, it does damage."

[DoubleARon]

Originally Posted by Rokrin

Got a new one...

"When Chuck Norris tells his Magikarp to splash, it does damage."

lol. i actually lol'd on that one... literally.

[inasadYBFC]

Originally Posted by Rokrin

Got a new one...

"When Chuck Norris tells his Magikarp to splash, it does damage."

o god that one was good. ill move u up but in the future for all you hopefulls now that the clan has realy started it will take a little more than one funny joke to rank up. and all current members anytime you see another clan member in the chatbox with you see if you can get some clan battles together so we can gain some rep and then report your results back to the page!

[RawRockKills]

are your ranks just based on who knows more about chuck norris?

[Rokrin]

Originally Posted by inasadYBFC

o god that one was good. ill move u up but in the future for all you hopefulls now that the clan has realy started it will take a little more than one funny joke to rank up. and all current members anytime you see another clan member in the chatbox with you see if you can get some clan battles together so we can gain some rep and then report your results back to the page!

Aw, i didn't get moved up. =p

Originally Posted by RawRockKills

are your ranks just based on who knows more about chuck norris?

I think so.
Hence why I'm in two clans. =p

[duckysrokmysox]

were you making fun of me obeying how you told us to enter our information?? And how was it old?? You're the one who told me to do it.

or were you making fun of my favorite chuck norris fact? Wow im stupid. Ya, it is old, but there haven't been very many new ones, at least that i know of.

[cornyjohn]

Listen, Inuyasha, how about you stop spamming our thread (and the rest of Wiispace for that matter) before I get Rokrin in here, okay?

Thanks guys for rankin' me up!!

[amby808]

Name: Kevin
Brawl FC:0344-9249-5658
Brawl in game name: Amby
Favorite Chuck Norris Fact: They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.

lol i have more chuck jokes but thats my fav

[cornyjohn]

Hahaha, a good one, but old. I'm not in any position to judge whether you get right hand or left hand glove though.

Chuck just recently graced me with the Chuck Norris Mii rank!

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Oh, also, inasad, instead of having to ask for the IMG code for your sigs on the first post, you should tell people to right click>Copy Link Location. Alot faster that way.