The Pun Rating Thread! Ftw

[inasadYBFC]

Ok this is the game, first person posts a pun, second person rates his pun on a 0-10 scale. 0 being the worst, 10 being the best. The second person also posts a pun of his own. A third person repeats the steps the second person did and so on. If someone repeats a pun its an automatic 5 and please give an excplination for any ratings you give

PS:Puns are terrible terrible jokes so the stupider the better

Ill start.

Q: How do you get pikachu on a bus?
A: You pokemon!!!!!!!!

[ownage]

10 because you involved pikachu

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[Shooterman]

8, but very corny

My friend was playing Dead Rising, and he got to the part where you find out the zombies are caused by bees.

Here was the conversation...

Me: What the hell is that?

Tyler: A mutant bee larva thing.

Me: And it fell out of a zombie.

Tyler: They control them.

Me: Wait, the zombie infestation was caused by a bunch of mutant bee larvae?

Tyler: Yeah, pretty much...

Me: Hey, they're zom-BEEs!!!

Dakota: Wow...

Tyler: If you ever, EVER say that again, I'll hurt you...