Corrupt a Wish

[FINLicker87]

Which doesn't have a working touch pad... Sad, but true...

I wish that I had 1,000 Wii Points to get Pokemon Snap...

[Megaman FTW]

But Jack Thompson has rigged it with explosives too, so your wii explodes as soon as you begin the points transfer.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

[FINLicker87]

But the nickel is false/forged money

I wish that mail would run faster to get my new games and console faster

[Megaman FTW]

But they mistakenly send you one that was addressed to the president and it explodes. The bad news is, you're dead. The good news is, you're a national hero

[TheVinh]

Yo Megaman you didn't say a wish. So I'll say one now.


I wish that Nintendo would make MORE gaming franchises that are GOOD on the Wii.

[Megaman FTW]

But then they betray and turn third party, and then Microsoft buys that third party leaving Miyamoto alone on a desert island. And then chuck Norris turns out to be on the same Desert Island, and eats him.

I wish that Rareware would have not sold out to Microsoft so Nintendo would still have the good third party it did on the N64.

[TheVinh]

Originally Posted by MEGAMAN_FTW!

But then they betray and turn third party, and then Microsoft buys that third party leaving Miyamoto alone on a desert island. And then chuck Norris turns out to be on the same Desert Island, and eats him.

I wish that Rareware would have not sold out to Microsoft so Nintendo would still have the good third party it did on the N64.

Wish granted. But Rareware begins to spawn crappy games incessently.

I wish that the Wii had more hardcore games and less clone games filled with mini-games. DARN THOSE CASUAL GAMERS!

[pit14]

Originally Posted by TheVinh

Wish granted. But Rareware begins to spawn crappy games incessently.

I wish that the Wii had more hardcore games and less clone games filled with mini-games. DARN THOSE CASUAL GAMERS!

It happened, but your mom won't let you play the horribly violent game with ten gallons of blood spewing out of somones papercut!

I wish i was always right!

[FINLicker87]

I shall grant you your wish, but it will backfire in two days as your friends grow tired of you being always right and leave you lonely.

If you would have always been right, you should have known this and made another wish, but since you weren't always right, you made a wrong wish Sorry...

I wish that I would always have at least one true friend.

[Megaman FTW]

But the wording was wrong, and instead of being truly your friend, they are always true, and also your friend. So they are brutally honest with you. All the time. They are also brutally honest to other people about you.

So you can never keep a secret again. EVER.

I wish my girlfriend lived closer.