Corrupt a Wish

[FINLicker87]

Ouch! You didn't leave much room for anything fun But I'm gonna try my luck

YOU have obtained the games legally and you won't be prosecuted, but the (wo)man who sold you the games was locked away since (s)he acquired the games illegally. Now everything you buy is monitored by FBI in case you would acquire more games half-illegally. You know how slow the government is so you have to wait three times as much than anyone else in every single buy-line

I wish that I could speak to animals

[Shooterman]

You can, but everything you say to them is a swear or an insult.

I wish my allies would quit teamkilling me in Ghost Recon.

[FINLicker87]

They will, by quitting the game

I wish that the next poster has a good wish

[mwhp13]

your wish comes true, but it's only a good wish for me
Here it is: I wish I would dominate in brawl.

[Megaman FTW]

You will, but only when you're on my team :P

I wish Megaman was in Brawl. And that he was a good character. Not godly, just good, don't want all the nubcakes using him.

[FINLicker87]

Your wish has come true by hacking the game and adding him, but he's so blue that everyone sees him immediately and gets killed even faster

I wish that everyone has fun reading and writing in this thread

[Agravain3]

problem is thought everyone but you can read this thread. u just became illiterate



i wish my sister would quit playing ddr so i could play mario galaxy

[FINLicker87]

Your sister stops playing so you can play Mario Galaxy, but the game gets stuck on a loading screen

I wish that I would understand my parents :/

[Shooterman]

You do, but they are constantly whispering erotic things in each others ears. the problem is, you are telepathically linked to them so you always hear their thoughts.

P.S. You failed to corrupt my last one, my allies wer A.I. so ridding the game of them was the best that could happen!


I wish that Tom the Neo-Nazi in our school would die.

[FINLicker87]

But now he's a ghost and following you constantly wherever you go

Damn! I thought that I had a good one there Oh well! Hope this one works better

I wish that I had a soundproof room