Corrupt a Wish

[Hazbro]

Granted. They're so good that they last for years and you no longer need batteries. The thing is, your battery buying is the only thing keeping the battery company afloat in the business world. They go out of business and it upsets the stock market. Nothing is worth anything anymore and the world explodes. The end.

I wish no-one else on WiiSpace uses Captain Falcon in Brawl except me.

[kokiri_kid]

You are, but the brawl makers notice this and erase Captain Falcon from the game.

I wish the my computer stops crashing.

[Hazbro]

Granted. Your computer finally stops crashing. But now it takes you to websites that peddle
drugs whenever people are watching what you are doing.

I wish for an awesome computer.

[Wired Cous]

Granted, but the computer is so awesome it explodes because it is too hi-tech.

I wish my sister was younger than me.

[Elit3Fla5h]

Granted. But she is such a handfull that your parents leave u with her and she takes up all ur time taking care of her untill eventually u collapse from exaugstion wile u are making hashbrowns and u burn the house down with u in it.

I wish for a REALLY lucky nickle that is impossible for me to lose.

[Wired Cous]

Granted, but since your so poor you only got 5 cents. (hopefully thats what you meant by nickel)

I wish there was a money order payment option for VIP membership.

[Elit3Fla5h]

Granted but it costs 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000$

I wish for a funny bunny.

[Wired Cous]

Granted but the bunny is so funny you die from laughing.

I wish I had a credit/debit card.

[Hazbro]

Granted. But the card actually contains a miniature bomb. When used, it explodes.
The good news: the donation goes through.

We aussies get Brawl one day earlier I think.
I wish for it to be Thursday.

[Wired Cous]

Granted, but the Thursday you have been teleported to isn't the SSBB release date Thursday. It is back in time.

I wish that my wireless keyboard + mouse wouldn't lose connection so often.