Corrupt a Wish

[mii_wii]

I wish I knew if you made a wish. Did you?

[gedb93]

you do know.....but then you get corrupted somehow, and then rolled over by a tank.
I wish I wish I had a fish

[mii_wii]

Granted, but the fish eats you.
I wish that I had faster internet.

[kokiri_kid]

Granted, but the iternet is so fast, yourcomputer can't handle the speed and it crashes.


I wish my laptop wasn't as crappy as it is.

[Shreder108]

Granted but it turnes out all your sites are now crapy

I wish it wasnt so hot outside and dont say that it wasnt freezing cold out.

[mii_wii]

Granted, but since you made the temperature suit you it never rains and it is the same temperature all the time leaving you with no water or food because of the conditions.

I wish that I could get a this TV- 42PFL9900D/79 - digital widescreen flat TV - TVs - Televisions - Philips

[Hazbro]

Granted. But TVs are outlawed the week after that and you no longer are allowed to use it.

I wish real life had more Kung-Fu fight scenes.

[mii_wii]

Granted, but everyone gets sick of it and people blow up the Earth. (?)
I wish that I had $AU1000000000000000000 in my bank account legally.

[Cloudicles]

Too bad the bank you use was in debt and had to use all your money to pay their debts and had no way of giving you your money back

I wish money grew on trees

[mii_wii]

Granted, but the money on the trees is play money.

I wish that the time all over the world was the same.