Make up insane ideas that would defeat the purpose of a game...

[Wonderbread]

Basically you say some feature of a game that would make it not be what it's intended to...(Ex. The Legend of Zelda: Gunslinger).

So...... Mine is : "Hey did you hear, Mario Kart Wii will have BOATS!!! That's right BOATS!!! And PLANES!! =D"

[taco31]

"Did you hear about the new Legend of Zelda game without a single puzzle or dungeon in sight and guess what it isn't made by Miyamoto or Aonuma".

[Hazbro]

Check this out. A metroid game, where you get to use "Chuck Norris Kills Everything" powers. Including you. And to finish the first level, you have to use them. Also, You start at the start of the current level each time you die. How RAD is that!?

[mwhp13]

Super Mario Galaxy: Where the point of the game is to blast every goomba with your bazooka and steal their power stars for Bowser

[Wonderbread]

Call of Duty 5: The Cold Wars....since little fighting took place, and most of it was like....I don't know how to explain.

[Rokrin]

DUDE! In the next Metal Gear Solid, Snake pulls flowermen out of the ground and dances with flowers in his hair! You have to make sure you step on the arrows at the right time, or Snake won't get a date to the ball. Poor Snake.

[Shooterman]

Holy cow guys! Did you hear that the new Dume Nukem has an "E" rating? It's so cool, you even get to talk to people in a calm manner and convince them to join the Salvation Army to help poor families! It's so freakin sweet!

[meatwad420]

dude, did you hear the new star fox game, you travel around the galaxy and have sex with children!

[Shooterman]

Did ya hear about the new Resident Evil? You get to help the zombies wipe out the human populace by eliminating all of the main characters.

[FriedToad]

Did you hear? In the new Kirby game he'll be asthmatic, Meta Knight will be iron his cape and Dedede will be on a weight watchers program!