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Good day to you all, first of all allow me to offer my apologies for being away during the month of December.

You see my wonderful girlfriend can be a little heavy handed at the best of times thus causing various damage to my possessions over the years. Broken glasses, chipped furniture, and thousands of cutlery casualties from washing up without due care and attention.

This lack of finesse has left me with a broken Wii.
Quite how the vacuum could have been rammed...

Good morning to you all.

This week everything that I was ever taught at school and college has been disproved.

I grew up believing that the earth revolves around the sun, as do the other planets. This helps explain things such as gravity, atmosphere and even the position of the stars. Many, many books, science papers and internet blogs claim this theory as do some of the worlds top scientists.

Today my friends, I can tell you we have been lied to. It is...

It is highly likely that I will contribute to this blog daily.

I will do all I can to reduce the update of this blog, to save the readers valuable time. If you are reading now I must warn you that you will not be enlightened, amused or even entertained by the words I write.

Today is a Monday and I have decided that I wish to vent my anger at the humans that frequent the public underground trains. Now, not only do most commuters believe they are a law unto themselves but...