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Last Activity: 11-19-2008 10:39 PM
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One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
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Posted in Uncategorized
Tomorrow, on Wiispace, my main priority is to post my new theory on tolerance in America. I've got to scrounge up a few more news articles before I do so.
But, TF2 is finally done downloading, so if anyone wishes to join me on Steam, please add me.
But, TF2 is finally done downloading, so if anyone wishes to join me on Steam, please add me.
Posted in Games 'N' Stuff
I finally got around to buying TF2 + Gary's Mod. They should be installed later tonight, if anyone is interested in playing with me.
Secondly, I've decided to purchase a 360, sometime next January.
I'm a happy camper right now.
Secondly, I've decided to purchase a 360, sometime next January.
I'm a happy camper right now.
Posted in Ranting
Spam emails.
We all get them, in some form or other. Some seem innocent enough, just telling you "all-natural" pills that increase the size of a certain male appendage.
I had 32 of them in my inbox this morning. Most were from a girl named "Ima Screamer".
Now, this wouldn't have pissed me off so bad if it were not for the fact that whoever it was blatantly lied to me.
A)Pills certainly seem like the most natural way to do anything....
We all get them, in some form or other. Some seem innocent enough, just telling you "all-natural" pills that increase the size of a certain male appendage.
I had 32 of them in my inbox this morning. Most were from a girl named "Ima Screamer".
Now, this wouldn't have pissed me off so bad if it were not for the fact that whoever it was blatantly lied to me.
A)Pills certainly seem like the most natural way to do anything....
Posted in My Life
I dunno if this is coincidence or what, but my pre-cal teacher said today, and I quote, "students today don't think. We had a meeting this morning to discuss how we can get our students to solve problems intuitively when they don't fit exactly the normal mold of their problems."
Amen, sister.
Our class failed her test because the problems included fractional exponents during compositions: f(g(x), where f(x) = x^-1/2, g(x) = x^2 + 2x
In other news,...
Amen, sister.
Our class failed her test because the problems included fractional exponents during compositions: f(g(x), where f(x) = x^-1/2, g(x) = x^2 + 2x
In other news,...
Posted in Other
I feel it's time for a break.
I'm getting a little bigheaded again and I think it's time to just get away from it all for a while.
It's not in my nature to force my opinion on others, nor for a lot of other habits I've gotten myself into, so I figure I'll just play CA where I can be as raunchy as ever. Plus, I don't have to worry about forcing my opinion on people, because, well, I have a right to.
See you all in a week or so.
Maybe when I get...
I'm getting a little bigheaded again and I think it's time to just get away from it all for a while.
It's not in my nature to force my opinion on others, nor for a lot of other habits I've gotten myself into, so I figure I'll just play CA where I can be as raunchy as ever. Plus, I don't have to worry about forcing my opinion on people, because, well, I have a right to.

See you all in a week or so.
Maybe when I get...
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