Funny GLADOS quotes

[dinkdude]

So i was playing portal the other day and I played a few random levels at my friends house. I have fallen in love with that game, especially glados. she is the funniest deadly robot ever. post the best quotes here.

Funniest:
"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said Goodbye and you were like No way and then I was all We pretended we were going to murder you? That was great"

Close second:
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your file: Unlikable - liked by no one."

[Blan21]

I like the warning for the companion cube, just listen to it cause it's flicking hilarious.
I also like the orbs that u rip off glados, Who r u what is that? is that a gun? and my fav: Oh hey! ur the lady from the test, HI!

[dinkdude]

lol yea that was pretty funny. then theres teh last one that justs starts growling at u lol.

"Do you know what you just destroyed? That was my morality code that was installed to prevent me from releasing a deadly neurotoxin as i was realeasing a deadly neurotoxin. I will now release the deadly neurotoxin."

"Now for a suprise....that was not the suprise. I do not know what that is. It is certainly not mine. I have no idea what that is. I shall ponder what it is later, alone. Alone because you will be dead. Goodbye."